Petition: Make Walmart 24 Hours Again

Petition to the Management of Walmart and All Levels of Government

We, the undersigned, demand the immediate reinstatement of 24-hour operations at all Walmart locations across the nation. We hold these truths to be self-evident:

• That all shoppers are created equal, whether they shop at noon or midnight.
• That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Great Value products at any hour of the day.
• That to secure these rights, Walmart must remain open 24/7, deriving their just staffing from the consent of the night owls.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United Shoppers of America, solemnly publish and declare, that these United Shoppers are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent Consumers, absolved from all allegiance to limited shopping hours, and that all connection between them and daytime-only retail, is and ought to be totally dissolved.